unbelievable stupidity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I normaly don't blog things as they happen, but this time I really had to do it *argh*

Well I work with this guy who is a manager of business support functions, hang on he's not that smart as his title suggests -_-

apart from being the slowest person on earth, and I mean THE SLOWEST. He's such a dumb ass *pulling my hair out*

Imagine he came to me a while ago asking about employee turnover! Imagine he doesn't even know what that term means *sobs*

Check out my convo with him:

Him: I want my target for aldawaran al wa'6efe (employee turnover) to be 2 to 3 next year

Me: *extremely puzzled* Huh? ya3ni you want 2 to 3 people to leave your organization next year?????

Him: No, al dawaran al wa'6efe ya3ni when people ydoron between depts *your kidding rite?*

Me: *trying to be as calm as I can* NO it means people leaving your org

Him: who told you? *please tell me u're not serious*

Me: uhhh I studied it, plus uhhh I know it, plus uhhh this is what it actually means *duh*

Him: could you please check *you mean check ur brain 9a7?*

Me: *unexplainable feeling*

You have a Masters for God sake *aaaaaaaargh* I wonder which ass fu**ing uni you graduated from O_o

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand to top that up, he doesn't even know how to calculate a percentage *banging my head against the wall*

Talk about motivating work environment *not interested*

clever ad: true color

clever *thumbs up*

my February's wishlist

 

Tennis gathered stretch tank by Adidas by Stella McCartney £49.15  

 

Knotted silk satin dress by Lanvin £1,809.57

 

Silk crepe de Chine shirt dress by Joseph £263.61

Jaguar-embellished stretch-jersey gown by Roberto Cavalli £1,112.55




Embellished stretch-crepe dress by Roberto Cavalli £1,018.72



Ruched wrap swim skirt by Lanvin £348.51



Hop n skip crepe dress by Vivienne Westwood Anglomania £281.49



Silk chiffon strapless gown by Nottee by Marchesa £737.24




Classic skull diamante embellished box clutch by Alexander McQueen £1,139.37



Draped stretch washed linen dress by Donna Karan £697.02



Bayswater metallic leather bag by Mulberry £790.85 



Shannon buckled suede boots by Belstaff £366.39



Cotton flannel beach towel by Emilio Pucci £330.63

بعد الفراق

يوما ما سيأتي الفراق
ويوما ما سنتألم
ويوما ما سيتفرع الطريق
ويمضي كل منا في طريقه

فإذا ما جاء الفراق يوما
فلا تنسى أن تسألني عن
رغبتي الأخيرة
ولا تبخل عليّ بإعلان
رغبتك الأخيرة لي
فكلانا مساق إلى إعدامه
وكلانا له حق الأمنية الأخيرة
قبل الموت

إذا ما جاء الفراق يوما
فسأمد يدي إلى الهاتف
وأدير نصف الرقم
وسأتذكر في النصف الآخر
أنّا قد انتهينا
وان للفراق علينا حق احترامه
وان كل الأصوات مباحة لي بعد الفراق
إلاّ صوتك

إذا ما جاء الفراق يوما
وجاء بعد الفراق العيد
فلا تنس أن تفرح
ولا تنسى أن تضحك
ولا تنسى أن تلبس الجديد
ولا تنسى أن تزور ارض ذكرياتنا
وتقف فوق قبر الحب باطمئنان
وتقرأ عليه شيئا من شعرك
ولا تنسى نصيبي من
ذكرياتك الحزينة
في ليلة العيد

إذا ما جاء الفراق يوما
وجاءت قارئة الكف
بعد الفراق إليك تسعى
فلا تصدقها أن هي قالت
أن الحياة ضيقة كالكف
وان لنا فوق كف الحياة لقاء
كذبها يا سيدي
فليس أوسع من مساحة الألم
ولا أضيق من صدر الأمل بعد الفراق

إذا ما جاء الفراق يوما
وجمعني بك بعد الفراق طريق
وكانت تمسك ذراعيك
وكنت أتعكز ذراعيه
فلا تقل لها كنا
ولن أقول له كنا
فوحدنا نعلم يا سيدي
بأنا...وبرغم الفراق
مازلنا ..ومازلنا..ومازلنا

إذا ما جاء الفراق يوما
وأباحوا لنا بفضولهم
تشريح جثة الحب
وتشويه البقايا
فلا تفعل..ولن أفعل
بدأنا الحكاية قبل الفراق أنقياء
فلننه الحكاية بعد الفراق عظماء

بقلم: شهرزاد

pic of the day xD

hahaha this is crazy :p apparently elle sawa hal shay insan fa'6yyyyyy XD

have a look:

*straight face*

my home shopping experience lol

Remember when those home shopping channels went live and we were soo hooked with how amazing their products were? Of course it took us a while to realize that everything these channels were actually selling was just a complete bulls**t!!

I wasn't a fan actually but I've recently been watching similar channels and saw some pretty good workout machines so I thought what the hell they can't cheat with such products. I went ahead and made a purchase, and they delivered my item so fast and they installed it and everything. I was so excited to try my new workout machine but was so disappointed minutes later!!!!!!!!!

The machine didn't do anything except give me a terrible backache!!!!! so I called the same place to come and pick it up and give me a refund. Once they heard I wanted my money back they started telling me all kinds of crap and how it's a company policy that they can't give back money and bla bla bla although I have a leaflet that clearly says: if you are not happy with this product you can return it.

Anyways after many long calls they decided to let me buy something else and give me 60% of my money. And again I wasn't surprised at all to know that even the other workout machine that I chose was useless T_T they also sent me a 300 dhs. worth of makeup as a gift, I can tell u where that is right now, thrown in garbage XD

I mean I saw the ad for that makeup set like 7 years back and apparently they still have some stock so they lure you by saying that the will give you a makeup gift for free lol. the foundation had turned gray, the mascara wand was stuck I couldnt even get it out, the eyeliner was dry, the concealer had a wired things coming out of it and the instructional cassette that came with the gift wasn't really useful. for god sake who makes cassettes now hahahaha

I decided I will never ever buy anything from a home shopping place, they're liars, and everything they sell is nothing but a large load of sh*t!

I will only shop online and in physical outlets lolz

be careful: these people have a caller ID machine, so if you call them be prepared to be annoyed by them O_O

cheers,
Nouf